Wednesday, March 30, 2011
I was looking at a gossip blog when I saw these (first 3) pictures of Lindsay Lohan and good god she is gross. Is she living in dog years or what? I swear for every year I age, Lindsay ages 35 years. By 2012 Betty White will be looking better then her. It boggles my mind, why anyone would do drugs??? Look at how aged she looks. eew.
Then a few posts later, I find another Lindsay Lohan picture, and WOW is she related to Macaulay Culkin? Groooooosss.
It's official, LiLo is Fugly.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Louis Garrett of Louisiana has made himself a quilt out of 58 pairs of women's panties. Louis picked up some new panties in clothing stores nearby, but mostly he asked the ladies he knows and meets for donations from their lingerie drawers. He's very particular, many of them used (but presumably washed) and donated by his close lady friends, giving the quilt what he calls weird sentimental value.
""As long as they're nylon or acetate, rayon or silk. No polyester! I don't want them CHEAP, dollar-store, not-sexy, farmgirl panties. I want classy. Silk or nylon. You know, sexy. Victoria Secret.""
Louis does admit that he turned to the panty quilt idea after dressing his mannequin collection (that's right) in lingerie and dresses for some time. I'm just blocking that part out a little though. Who am I to judge? No word on whether he sleeps with this quilt.
via the stir
The next chapter in the Sweet Valley High series is here. 10ish years later.
I am actually fairly excited to buy this book, I loved SVH when I was younger.
I hope they make a movie!
Mariah Carey is so old and gross, so it makes perfect sense for her to post this picture of her belly on twitter. A butterfly. How cute and completely appropriate for 42 year old. Oh, and it says "Dem Babies" written above the oh so cute and adorable butterfly. Hmmm, I'm going to guess that would be Nick Cannon's doing, in an attempt to let his fans know he's having twins. How thug. How adorably thug of them both.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
I googled "maternity photos" and pulled this gems off of the sites that popped up. Like, these are for real pictures, none of these are from joke sites or anything. Real photographers are really proud of these photos.
Okay... what in the world makes a couple want to BOTH get naked and pose erotically? Sure pregnancy is beautiful, but when did it become sexy? These pictures completely bother me.
I'm pretty sure Beni and I should get some done then we can show are kid how hot I was while fat and NAKED!! Ahhhh!!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Beni and I started watching this gonzo journalism television show called The Vice Guide To Everything, which I absolutely loved (this season is over). I read Vice magazine too, which is equally as good. Buuut, on the show they interviewed this band called Die Antwoord, and it is the weirdest band ever. It's like my guilty pleasure though, because they are so weird. But it's not normal weird. I had to wikipedia and google the band because I had no idea how to even describe them and I am still at a loss for words. Wikipedia says this: "Die Antwoord is a rap rave group from Cape Town, South Africa consisting of three members: Ninja, Yo-Landi Vi$$er and DJ Hi-Tek. The band self-identifies as a mélange of several diverse cultures".
I don't know... its insane African rap-ish music you can dance to and the girl has cool hair. That's all I got. Regardless, I think everyone (besides maybe my mom) should check them out.
I guess in Buenavista Mexico the longer and pointer the boot the better. Dance crews wear these weirdo boots, which confuses me because I don't think I could dace in these crazy things. I read on some random Mexican blog that this boot phenomenon has overrun the rodeo dance floors and clubs.
Looks like Biz and Liz will be headed to Mexico for our next vacation.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
I WILL find a way to own these shoes. But I can't decide which color I like the most. I generally just love glitter, so I can't choose. eeeek.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
“I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”
That is what Charlie Sheen told TMZ explaining the cause behind the temporary breakup between him and goddess/girlfriend last night. What the shit?!?!?
He's nuts, but perhaps in a genius kind of way. I haven't decided yet. I do however, hate when I chip a warlock fang so I understand his frustration.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Apparently as a parent if you have something to say, just get a video camera and make your 8 year old say it for you and it's cute, and it might even get you a million youtube views!! WHAT?!?!?!?
I have been seeing an increase in the number of youtube videos featuring little kids talking (or rapping) about how 'they' feel about some pretty serious topics and it's such bullshit, I want to scream. I'm guessing if I walk up to ANY random 6 year old with a video camera he is going to tell me all about the scab on his knee, the bike he wants for christmas, maybe even about the corndog he ate for lunch. No way is he going to tell me his thoughts on abortion, the obesity rate in America, the job market, or about the wikileaks suspects.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
MediaTakeout has posted the police photo of Chris Brown’s “injury” from the night he brutally bit and beat Rihanna and, thank God, because now we know who the real victim was. All this time I thought it was the physically smaller woman who had her face punched repeatedly into the window and left to bleed out on the sidewalk, but after looking at that scratch and puffy lips (On a black man? Unheard of.) clearly we should’ve held a candlelight vigil for Chris Brown’s recovery. He could’ve died.
via the superficial
via the superficial
I have the perfect little nook area under my stairs. Liz, tell me the truth. I'll finally be able to utilize that futon mattress