I know you are trying really hard to keep your career going strong, but you know what? Everyone wants you to go away instead. Let's admit it, you've put on a couple of pounds and your last few records haven't done so well. You can only call yourself "The original American Idol" for so long. You have no style and since you aren't going to rehab or showing your tits to everyone when your drunk, people don't care about you.
Tell you what Kelly, adopt a baby from a foreign country or develop a pill addiction and then I will reassess how I feel about you.