Monday, October 27, 2008

oh well...

Apparently having a blog is only fun for about a month...
I haven't posted in weeks, and it's been even longer for Liz.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I'll give you 10 minutes with my sister for free shipping.

I found this on another blog, and I really like it.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Quote of the day

"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"

Sharon Osbourne said to Chelsea Handler during a discussion of plastic surgery last night on Chelsea Lately.

this does not make me happy

Drug-addled singer Amy Winehouse has discovered a new way of taking cocaine - by mixing it with cotton candy, according to a British tabloid newspaper.
Winehouse, 25, was introduced to the concoction as a joke by her pal Mik Whitnall, guitarist in UK indie band Babyshambles, after she bought a $1,200 cotton candy making machine, the News of the World reported yesterday.
Winehouse thought it was hilarious and has made the coke-and-candy special a party piece at her house, it was reported. A pal told the newspaper, “It was Mik’s idea. The (cotton candy) machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.
“He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised (sic) what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”
Amy, who dated crack addict Mik, 38, after her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, was jailed, has seen her face and body ravaged by hard drugs in the past year.
“With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of (cotton candy) herself,” a source told the newspaper.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Get That 'Tearing Open A Fed-Ex Envelope' Feeling Whenever You Want

Made by Bandi, comes the Peri Peri ($10), a noisemaker that "recreates the sound and feel of tearing open the paper 'zipper' on a FedEx/UPS/DHL envelope". Because, Jesus, that shit is so fun.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Yep, it will be awesome!!!!

gross and awesome

I am so excited for Charm school, I can hardly stand it!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

LIZ where are you?

what the hell is going on?
I'm freaking out!
I hope you didn't die!

call me NOW!!!

love bizo

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Down with Pennies

Okay, I have no idea why this penny story is pissing me off as much as it is, but fuck it is? How much money went into this design, really? fuck, why is the penny still around? I say down with pennies they're dirty and ugly and there is seriously like a thousand of them at the bottom of every purse I own. I hears that pennies cost more to make then they are worth? I don't even know if that is true, but it sounds good. So, what is wrong with just offing this stinky piece of copper then? I'm glad that Lincoln knew the value of a penny, but fast forward to today where that penny has no fucking value. yuck.

ed note: just did a google search and according to the department of currency, it cost 1.7 cents to make a penny.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Fill in the blank

I'm gonna be busy on Monday, sorry.

Told my work today, that I can not work on Monday nights ever again.
I don't explain why and I didn't even apologize. I'm not sorry that the best show in the world plays on that night, and we all know my life revolves around the television, at least until we get DVR.

p.s. Liz I miss you!

Government Conspiracies

This is a video of a woman who I would guess ate a bunch of lead based paint chips and filmed a rainbow that appeared in her sprinkler. She's convinced it's a government conspiracy and they're pumping something into our water/oxygen supply to run tests on us. Needless to say, I think she's on to something.

Battle in Seattle

I found this on another blog and under it said 'when the hell was this filmed?' Now I am wondering the same thing? It was obviously filmed in Seattle. Was it filmed during the actual WTO riots? cause if so, maybe I am in it! I was running around downtown when that was going on (and yes, I was all of about 15 years old). Either way, it doesn't look like a movie I would enjoy. However, I do love watching movies filmed in Seattle, it makes me feal famous. I don't really know why though?

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I wish I thought of this!


I don't think this was intentional.  But it's funny!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Grade Grubber

Dawn Wiener: Dignity. Dignity is an important quality everyone should have. That way you will never grade grub. Grade grubbing is bad because it means you're asking for a grade you shouldn't get. Because if you got it, it wouldn't be fair to everyone who didn't grade grub. It doesn't matter whether you're a boy or girl, man or a child, rich or poor, fat or thin... You should never be a grade grubber. Therefore dignity is a quality everyone should have. Thank you.

Friday, September 19, 2008

I don't even know what this is!

Okay, you need to click on this to enlarge it and read the English parts.  It actually says "shrink Cunt" and "destroys HIV," I want to know what this is!!!!


Need more boobs?  Well, play the Grab-A-Boob game!  I love weird Chinese games!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Paint... Blood... Either way I want it!

Wake and Bacon

A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
Now, Liz, go watch the episode of the office where Michael cooks his foot making bacon in the morning...

National talk like a pirate day!

It's tomorrow everyone! So get your Arrgh's and "Aye Mayte's" out while you can!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

In love...

I'm not about to jump ship to the tuna boat.... But, I am in love with her. My, oh my. What do you think Liz? Would you go gay for Megan Fox?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

No joke, this is a real thing!

 The makers of C String say it's ideal to wear with trousers, dresses-even swimwear!

This is stupid, but in a cool way

I Stole this from my friend Jay's blog, and he stole it from some else's blogI don't know if you can read the tiny writing, but you are supposed to stare at the 4 tiny dots in the middle of this picture for 30 seconds, then look at the wall and blink really fast.
DO IT!!!

LIZ... I found your halloween costume!

HELLO, its the princess!!! Now Jason HAS to be Mario!

Did they invent these just for me?

I think that these are super awesome.  It is like drinking a can of Diet coke, but in a glass!  Only 7.95 for 6 glasses.

These ones are better!

Or you can opt for the patterned ones.  I know if I am going to wear one of these things, it better have bear paws or snowflakes all over it.

Monday, September 15, 2008

I want this and I am not sure why?

The Snuggie:
"You want to keep warm when you're feeling chilled
But you don't want to raise your heating bill
Blankets are okay, but they can slip and slide
and when you need to reach for something -- your hands are trapped inside --
Now, there's the Snuggie!"
Sounds amazing, right? You probably want one really wanted one really bad just like me?
Until I realized its pretty much just a fucking robe?!?!
I have 2 robes that I NEVER wear! However, I still kind of want this...
What's a girl to do. AHHH!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

I love Comcast VS I hate Comast

CON: So, I accidental purchased a movie OnDemand (this is the 2nd time I have done this), because I am semi-retarded and also my comcast cable box always be glitchin!!!
I was so ANGRY when the movie started because I didn't want to even watch a movie (especially this one), I just wanted to watch the preview! Also that's an extra $4.99 on my bill, ahhhh!!!
PRO: I called comcast and they gave me a $20 credit!!!! AND the movie was really good!

ed note: the movie is called machine girl, if you like blood and laughing while reading subtitles, it's well worth the $4.99 OnDemand price.

No way!

Okay, okay.  That site seems convincing Bizo, but there is no possible way that is real.  I almost started to believe it until they said you could buy the "tooth removal kit" for the Genpet.  I don't think I believe it.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Super creepy pet thing, scares me...

This is the future of toys? What the fuck is this? I am sooo bothered.
When good toys go bad? I don't like it.
They bleed when you cut them?
Why the fuck would you cut one of these creatures?
Maybe because it might malfunction and go on a massive killing spree?
eeeek. Dont get bit, I guess... I don't know? Do these things bite?
I would write more but Nore is hungry....
Click here and be freaked out
go to FAQ's, and also click on multimedia to see more pictures

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Like peanut or bolt nut?

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) — A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

Read Story Here

On the rocks...

Make a drink with ice cold rocks! A set of ten costs about $29 and are sure to scratch your glass and fuck your teeth.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

My eyeballs are burning

a contact lens with tiny Swarovski crystals encrusted around the edge. I've got to admit, this has got to be the most brilliant eye-care product I've seen since pepper spray. Seriously, what could go wrong?

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