Monday, September 28, 2009

McDonalds around the World

McDonald's Canada
Cheese, vegetable, pepperoni and deluxe pizza
Poutine (available only in Quebec)

McDonald's Thailand
Samurai Pork Burger - A sandwich marinated with teriyaki sauce.
Sweet Corn Pie

McDonald's New Zealand
Kiwiburger - A hamburger with a fried egg and slice of beet

McDonald's India
Maharaja Mac
"two all lamb patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
Veggie nuggets (with masala and chili dipping sauces)

McDonald's Netherlands
100% beef ragout with a crispy layer around it. It's topped with a fresh mustard/mayonnaise sauce.

McDonald's Philippines
McSpaghetti - Pasta in a sauce with frankfurter bits

McDonald's Uruguay
McHuevo - A hamburger with a poached egg on top

McDonald's Paraguay

McDonald's Italy
Vegetariana Salad
with lettuce, corn, olives, carrots, cherry tomatoes and more.
Marinara Salad
with shrimps and salmon in fresh lettuce.
Mediterranea Salad
with cheese and olives
Fiordiriso Salad
with rice, tuna, ham and mushrooms.

McDonald's Hong Kong
Curry Potato Pie
Red Bean Sundae
Shake Shake Fries

McDonald's Ireland
Shamrock Shake

McDonald's Chile
tomatoes, avocado,mayonnaise, onions and mustard

McDonald's Bahrain
Veggie Burger

McDonald's Sabah & Malaysia
(not a mcmuffin, a BURGER)
Fried Chicken
Pineapple Pie
McDonalds Mexico
McBurrito a la Mexicana

McDonald's Japan
Teriyaki McBurger
Green Tea Shake
French Fries With Seaweed Flavouring (nori)
(also in curry, mexican, and barbecue)
Chicken Tatsuta Burger
(grilled breast of chicken with a sort of ginger-soy-mayo sauce. Very good!)
Macaroni and Cheese Burger
(promotion only!)

McDonald's Portugal
(a type of espresso)
Pasteis de Nata
(Portuguese style cakes)
McDonald's Siwitzerland
Vegi Mac
(vegetarian burger)

McDonald's Singapore
The Love Burger
prime cut chicken grilled to tender perfection. Smothered with the tangy taste of honey mustard sauce and topped with a delicious combination of juicy tomatoes and fresh lettuce
Kampung Burger
farm fresh lettuce, cheese, a patty of chicken sausage and a tangy slice of chicken, topped by a slice of pineapple - all packed between two old-fashioned toasted muffins,
McPepper Burger
Two beef patties smothered in a thick, spicy black pepper sauce and topped with diced onions
McTowkay Burger
an egg and a beef patty marinated in a special "towkay" sauce, crispy lettuce and mayonnaise, all sandwiched between a sesame bun.
Kiasu Burger
extra large lean chicken patty seasoned with extra spices, marinated with extra sauce, topped with fresh lettuce, all sandwiched on an extra large sesame seed bun.

McDonald's Sweden
"The world's first "McSki" opened in Sweden with Ski-Thru service. Skiers can ski up to the counter and order their favorite McDonald's sandwich without missing a beat on the slopes."
Fisk, Kyckling och Vegetariskt
DipsŒs och Dressing
McFeast & Co
Stora Menyn
McFish & Co
ViktVŠktarmenyn med McChicken
ViktVŠktarmenyn med McGarden
McGarden & Co
McAroni inkl. mellanstor lŠsk

McDonald's Argentina
The McNifica
a hamburger sandwich with cheese, tomato, onion and lettuce.

Friday, September 25, 2009

um, i kind like it...

I guess this ad is supposed to stop you from having sex. Its a creepy picture, but I think its kind of, well, super hot!

No this is not photoshopped!

This newborn baby weighed in at a whopping 19 pounds!  The most surprising part is the world's heaviest baby is not from the U.S.!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I'm sure you can fill in the blanks

I like that to make a good porn you just take something popular, and add a 'This isn't" before the title. Kudos.

This ain't saved by the bell

Friday, September 18, 2009


We are already pre-selling New Moon tickets at my work, which I think its kind of awesome, but mostly ridiculous... HOWEVER... all movies have to be pre-screened before they come out to the public to make sure there isn't any weird fuck ups with the film, so I am totally gonna watch it before anyone else!!!! BOOYAA!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Results for personality test...

I am bored waiting to wash out my hair dye....

Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Giving more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.

Giving more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.

His arrogance causes her to take offense quickly. Only those closest to her know deep down she is sensitive and sentimental.

Current events have her feeling forced to make bargains and put aside her own desires for now. she is able to find satisfaction and happiness through sexual activity.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Mom of the Year!

Call me crazy, but I don't think my son likes wearing a huge pumpkin costume in the middle of a heat wave!

I know why I love lady GaGa so much!

She looks like she belongs on Jem and the Holograms!  Although I can't quite figure out if she is one of the Misfits or not!

What I learned while smoking outside my house...

I learned that my neighbor is an asshole and that he should go back to his farm and grass feed some cows.  He should also go back to his whore who lets him do her in the butt.

This is according to the neighbors (I assume soon-to-be ex) girlfriend.

Apparently it is fine to shout these things in the middle of the day for anyone to here, and this is why I like smoking. To enjoy random fights in the middle of alleys!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Hey guy, Can I play basketball with you?

Who knew good ol Ronnie was a kid toucher?

either that, or he was set up by the hamburglar...

Speaking of Kate Gosselin....

Just when you think things couldn't get more surreal in the alternate reality I call Gosselin World, here comes Jon and Kate porn.

Devil's Film, producers of fine big family themed titles like C*cktomom and This Isn't Big Love XXX comes Jon and Kate F*ck Eight. And no, the 8 in the title doesn't refer to children, thank god, but 8 adults that the faux Jon and Kate get it on with in the video. From adult film industry website AVN (NSFW, obviously):

"Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge. More people know about Jon and Kate than have HBO," [Devil's Film sales manager Steve] Volponi reasoned. "Everybody we tell the name of the title to has an immediate chuckle. I think at the retail stores it will be on the tip of everyone's tongue."

As if I already didn't love Kathy Griffin enough!

She went on Jimmy Kimmel and dressed up as Kate Gosselin.  Why is Kathy Griffin so amazing?  I wish I was her friend!  

guitar? Looks like a penis to me...

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Why is she on 2 reality shows?

LA Ink and Rock of love?  Really?  Why can't Biz and Liz be on amazing race when this woman can be on two?  F that I am upset!  Bizo, we need boob jobs and blonde hair!  ARGGG!

These bad boys are sooo going on my Christmas Wish List!

Tuesday, September 1, 2009