Tuesday, November 30, 2010

This makes me smile

Poor Abe

Speaking of Abe... "Me Abe Liz spree speed checker."

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Japanese Botox?

If I could go back in time....

I would go back to 2009 and buy this ring. It is from the Cement Spring 2009 collection and I need it.

Monday, November 29, 2010

this could be a disaster

But it looks sooooo cool.

Next year...

We are having a chocolate covered turkey with rainbow sprinkles.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Favorite artist of the week

Steve Pardee! His art is rad. Lots of zombie, monster, watercoloring looking magic. I'd put up more pictures, but it may scare Liz, so you can just go here http://eyesuckink.com/ This painting is my favorite, and since it is Steve Urkel, I figure Liz would be okay with it.

I want mexican food

Sexy and warm?!? I want these!!!

I rarely played with Legos as a kid, but this is exactly how I remember it

I like this

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thanksgiving tradition completed

I hope each one of these men found love

Dating Montage
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Dear Bristol Palin: You're dumb

First of all, I have no idea why people like you? Or how you constantly weasel your way into MY gossip mags and websites. Secondly, how the hell did you ended up losing NO weight on Dancing with the Stars? You have to be the first person ever to go on that show and gain weight. And seriously, what's the deal with the cheesiest cheese dick, make shift looking PSA with Mike the Situation? Nice try, your a slut, everyone knows it. Wanna know how? YOU HAD A BABY AT AGE 17!!!!! The fact that you want the media to be aware of your choice to wait until marriage makes you look like the biggest hypocritical, starving for any attention she can get, idiot! I would put all the money in wallet on the fact that if The Situation looked your way, you'd jump on his business quicker then beer turns to piss.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Umm.. This is not okay

After some random activity on stumbleupon.com, an image popped up with the caption "cotton candy hair." I understand she is eating cotton candy, but really? Her hair sucks, mine is way better. I'm putting an APB out on this bitch. If you see her, you punch her--got it?

New website I enjoy...http://slushpilehell.tumblr.com/

One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.

If you do not care for my book premise, spare me, please, please, the smug, stock, pre-packaged rejection replies which are, oh so, very, very tiresome to read. A simple no is sufficient.

What a cute little man you are, and I’m sure you’re just loaded with talent. Unfortunately my prestigious literary firm could not possibly handle another client at this time, as we are in the midst of countless 7-figure negotiations for clients far more important than…

Oh, sorry. That was my smug, stock, pre-packaged rejection.

I’ll try to keep it simple: No. Your book blows.

Nov 1 2010

My book will sell more books then the bible and it will take man out of the “mud’ that is ignorance, provoking an evolution in man that will in turn provoke a cataclysmic event….and that is the power long waited for. The question is “who” will be the publishing house that offers the right contract, and who will be the agent that humors me until the book is printed and sold world wide.

And this week’s Tom Cruise Scientology Nutjob Award goes to…

Do not attempt no matter what Black Friday specials have to offer...

Bed Jumpers

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My new Thanksgiving tradition

I have decided I am wearing a head dress to Thanksgiving dinner.
If I can't find one at Display and Costume, then I'm going to Micheal's and will home make one.

Good homemade fliers

I want to cook cupcake-bots

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Wow... Angelina from Jersey is a singer now.

It may make your ears bleed, but please listen long enough to hear her rap. It's worth it.

Monday, November 15, 2010

It's that guy from the glitter sale who we hated!!!

To bad dude was such a douche, he drops the fuck word on live news, I love it!

First Lindsey Lohan, now this?

Friday, November 12, 2010

I have spent way to many hours on taking tests

Global Personality Test Results
Stability (23%) low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (73%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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Liz, this weekend bring your laptop to my house or vice versa and we can watch TV while taking personality tests and comparing results.

January 3rd