Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Steve Pardee! His art is rad. Lots of zombie, monster, watercoloring looking magic. I'd put up more pictures, but it may scare Liz, so you can just go here http://eyesuckink.com/ This painting is my favorite, and since it is Steve Urkel, I figure Liz would be okay with it.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, November 25, 2010
After some random activity on stumbleupon.com, an image popped up with the caption "cotton candy hair." I understand she is eating cotton candy, but really? Her hair sucks, mine is way better. I'm putting an APB out on this bitch. If you see her, you punch her--got it?
One grumpy literary agent, a sea of query fails, and other publishing nonsense.
If you do not care for my book premise, spare me, please, please, the smug, stock, pre-packaged rejection replies which are, oh so, very, very tiresome to read. A simple no is sufficient.
What a cute little man you are, and I’m sure you’re just loaded with talent. Unfortunately my prestigious literary firm could not possibly handle another client at this time, as we are in the midst of countless 7-figure negotiations for clients far more important than…
Oh, sorry. That was my smug, stock, pre-packaged rejection.
I’ll try to keep it simple: No. Your book blows.
My book will sell more books then the bible and it will take man out of the “mud’ that is ignorance, provoking an evolution in man that will in turn provoke a cataclysmic event….and that is the power long waited for. The question is “who” will be the publishing house that offers the right contract, and who will be the agent that humors me until the book is printed and sold world wide.
And this week’s Tom Cruise Scientology Nutjob Award goes to…
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Global Personality Test Results
|Stability (23%) low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious. |
Orderliness (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (73%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
personality tests by similarminds.com
Liz, this weekend bring your laptop to my house or vice versa and we can watch TV while taking personality tests and comparing results.