Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hurry, I have to pee!

Why aren't all bathroom signs like this?

I would take one...

Would you take one?

Everything I love is ruined


They are making a Drop Dead Fred remake.
oh, that sucks. that is still a favorite movie of mine.
Russell Brand is going to play Fred.
i hate my life. that guy is a douche bag.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

these freaks me out

CLICK HERE

WTF

wants a nintendo, gets a box of rocks


a Florida mother bought her son a $138 Nintendo DS from Wal-Mart, only to find out the box was full of rocks and a couple pieces of wadded Chinese newspaper

The troubling discovery prompted the Florida woman to contact the local Wal-Mart where she bought the curious box and complain, but reportedly workers there told her it wasn't their problem and that she should contact Nintendo instead. Of course, Nintendo told her roughly the same thing, leaving mother and son with a $138 box of rocks.

RIP my favorite golden girl

Paris loves cock

Do you think that Paris Hilton realized that her fucking purse strap looked like a giant penis when she left the house. wow!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Let me vent...

Do you hate animals dressed as humans as much as I do?  No, I don't want 50 forwards to my email account containing this kind of shit!  No I don't think it is cute or adorable.  I probably don't even like your dog/cat to begin with so stop with this stupid crap please!

Brilliant!


Oh my god!  I am so hungry but these noodles are too hot!  What do I do? Oh wait I have this giant noodle fan that cools my noodles down and doesn't get in the way of my chopsticks or anything!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

It's cool

My kind of bike!

I want to ride it!

AAHHH!


How gross is this?  EWWW!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

More funny ads...





What the hell?  I can't even pick a favorite out of these, they are all hilarious!!! 

The little things in life



The kitchen-dick and woodcock sign is actually in Sequim WA.  I have seen it in real life!

Wanted: Chippendales dancer for charity?

Chippendale want-a-bee (Seattle)

Reply to: bradleyjwolf1@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

Date: 2009-04-13, 5:13PM PDT

Chippendale Dancers/ Abercrombie type, If you have what it takes we are looking for 2-3 Chippendale want-a-bee’s to work a large private party Saturday night April 18th 8:00pm till 11:00pm. Duties include stage dancing on Juliet balcony, mingling among crowd encouraging donations to our charity. Legit job serious enquiries only, having fun is required. $20-$25 per hour. Send qualifications Bradleyjwolf@hotmail.com
  • Location: Seattle
  • Compensation: $20 to $25 per hour
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


I was looking in the salon/spa section of the job section on craigslist and I stumbled across this post for a want-a-bee. I am gonna go ahead and assume he met wannabe? Anyone born before 1990 should know how to spell wannabe. HELLO have you never heard of the spice girls? Wannabe was their debut single. "Wannabe" is one of the most recognizable and successful songs of the 1990s. By the end of 1996 it had topped the charts in 22 nations, and by March of 1997 this number had climbed to 31, before it became the best-selling single by a female group in the history of recorded sound, selling over six million copies worldwide.
And really why is this in the spa job area of craigstlist? And really, a Chippendales's dancer for charity?

Friday, April 17, 2009

My things that make you say WTF?

Our 100th post

We just want to thank our fans.

What the hell is my Grandma doing???

pretty much the best tattoos ever





see more at http://loltatz.wordpress.com/

need it, need it, got it, need it


I don't know if you are aware by now, but I love collecting small vinyl toys. I have several. I also don't know if you are aware of my love for Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch. I have a stuffed stitch I sleep with every night. So oh my good lord, I am so excited to see these little gems. I will collect them all. Apparently my boyfriend is friends with an artist who did one for this series. So lets get this guy to hook me up with the series for free99. Holler.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

the Cloud "magnetic floating sofa"


Cloud is a sofa concept designed for ultra comfort and relaxation. The soft floating upper part is supported by the magnetic force generated by the bottom base. No matter if you want to work and sit with comfort or simply a power nap to release the stress, you can always enjoy your time to relax on the floating cloud.

Fuck the Octomom

This bitch wants to copyright trademark the name Octomom.
Why?

Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name "Octomom" so she can use it to sell merchandising,

according to The Smoking Gun ""In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as "Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom," and notes that she wants to use the "Octomom" handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use "Octomom" in connection with TV variety programming. She had to sign a letter consenting to "the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark." The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.""

Yes, anyone can get a reality show.


So Why can't we???



















Michael Vick
is looking to scramble into the wacky world of reality TV with a series documenting his return into society after a 23-month prison sentence for dog fighting charges , according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Kendra Wilkinson blogsite

Check Out this Video from my Photo Shoot :)

Read more: http://kendrawilkinson.celebuzz.com

I beat you!

How have you not put this on the blog yet Bizo?  You know how much I love it!

I just think it's cool

Happy Easter


Why didn't anyone put this in my Easter basket?

Oddee.com

I like this website.  It has a whole bunch of random stuff on it and I think I am probably going to put a lot of it onto the blog.

Whatever kind of makeup they used, I want it!  But my results may vary.

Weirdy Beardy

I like him.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

HUH?



I was bored and typed in "pictures that make you say WTF?"  This was the first thing that popped up and I started laughing really hard and I am not sure why. 

Hmmmm...


I'm not too sure what the hell this thing is, but its probably the stupidest invention ever made, however, I am pretty sure I NEED it. weird.

Chelsea Naked!!!

Not sure why she is naked, but I still love her

love her, hate her, love her again

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

New York is Back!!!

May 4th NEW YORK GOES TO WORK! 

I WILL BE WATCHING!!!

Mini Alfy's!

Miniature stuff and pizza with my favorite toppings!  Yummy-olives! 

I wish it were still the 1800's


I found this on someone else's blog.  The blog was stupid but this was funny so I thought it should move to our blog.

I wish this guy was friends with us

This would be fun to do until some crazy-ass guy pulled his car over.

Cheese Slide

Is this one of the funniest things you have ever seen or what?

I hope she doesn't get breast cancer!

Monday, April 6, 2009

I wish I did this!

I love my lip gloss and wish I had the balls to do this 'cause thats awesome!

Here's some lip gloss that's really hot. Police want to know who made off with 74 tubes of "Beauty Rush" _ worth about $1,200 _ from a suburban New York Victoria's Secret store. Clarkstown police believe the cosmetics went missing from a bin sometime Saturday. The store, in the Nanuet Mall, reported the theft on Sunday.

This would go perfect with my pussy pillows!

I don't get it!





I have no clue what is going on here, but where the hell do I sign my baby up?