Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Hoff, hospitalized!

His reps say it was due to a "drug reaction." Um, right.... drink up David! Why don't you go eat a cheeseburger or something!

You know what, it's not a drug reaction, it's a Christmas miracle!

Um, I google searched "old black people" and this came up?

Maybe I would google search you, Amy Winehouse, if you got your teeth fixed!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

Dear Black Lady, Do more stuff like this.

We like it.

"Are You A Candelabra?"

"I don't want to see another candelabra in my lifetime."

Its gonna be good!!!

VH1 has once again partnered with Dr. Drew Pinsky for a third season of the hit reality series Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The series, consisting of eight one-hour episodes, is slated to premiere in early 2010.

Similar to the first two cycles, the third season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. The show will follow Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Heidi Fleiss, Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen) Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood), and Tom Sizemore.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Friday, November 13, 2009

Divorce Cakes

Why didn't I get one of these?? I think I deserved one after my marriage!! shiiiit.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Banana Shoes

I ate a banana for breakfast, so obviously I google searched banana stuff while munchin away.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Dear Mariah Carey, No One Is Obsessed With You!

Dear 50 year old, I know you have a handsome young husband, but that doesn't make you any cooler! It just makes you look desperate and lonely! Stop trying to drag other peoples lives into your own stupid one! I hate you and so does everyone else. I hate to have to say it (and I never, ever thought I would) but I guess it is necessary, TEAM EMINEM! TEAM EMINEM!

The new trend?

Telephone cord wigs? Lets get this idea before anyone else does. It is bound to catch on soon, right?

One man's trash...

Introducing... The Slanket?

Snuggle up in a Slanket and keep toasty warm from top to toe!

The Slanket is gigantic fleece blanket for people who want to keep warm and their hands free. Curling up under a blanket will keep you warm but if you want to read, channel surf or even just sip a mug of tea, your arms will get cold. Not any more. The Slanket's cleverly designed built in sleeves will keep you covered up and you're arms warm whenever you need to reach for the remote or turn a page.

Specifically designed to keep your entire body covered and cosy while leaving your hands free, the Slanket is simple yet brilliant and an absolute must have for those chilly winter evenings in.

The Slanket is a great alternative to turning up the central heating for an evening in, just grab a Slanket for toasty warm relaxation.

Because of its generous dimensions, one Slanket size really does fit all, and the incredibly soft and fluffy Polyester Microfibre is machine washable so it's easy to take care of.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I love science!!!

How the hell did I never know if you soak a Gummi bear in water overnight they grow!! Liz I bet your dad knew.

Pill Fashion...

Yes, these are real and for sale on the internet!!!
This is the item description: Yes, here’s some vicodin earrings for emergencies. (Just rip them off your earrings when you need to get a little wheezy.)
Liz, maybe you need these I know how often your hurting yourself :)

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Lego kitchen table

I dont think I could make this, but I sure want it.

Tim Burton's Magical Fashion

Tim Burton's Magical Fashion
In anticipation of his retrospective at New York's Museum of Modern Art, filmmaker Tim Burton reimagines the season's dark delights. Photographs by Tim Walker.