Monday, October 27, 2008

oh well...

Apparently having a blog is only fun for about a month...
I haven't posted in weeks, and it's been even longer for Liz.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I'll give you 10 minutes with my sister for free shipping.

I found this on another blog, and I really like it.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Quote of the day

"Nicole Kidman's forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!"

Sharon Osbourne said to Chelsea Handler during a discussion of plastic surgery last night on Chelsea Lately.

this does not make me happy

Drug-addled singer Amy Winehouse has discovered a new way of taking cocaine - by mixing it with cotton candy, according to a British tabloid newspaper.
Winehouse, 25, was introduced to the concoction as a joke by her pal Mik Whitnall, guitarist in UK indie band Babyshambles, after she bought a $1,200 cotton candy making machine, the News of the World reported yesterday.
Winehouse thought it was hilarious and has made the coke-and-candy special a party piece at her house, it was reported. A pal told the newspaper, “It was Mik’s idea. The (cotton candy) machine was Amy’s pride and joy and he thought it would be funny to give it a boost.
“He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realised (sic) what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same.”
Amy, who dated crack addict Mik, 38, after her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, was jailed, has seen her face and body ravaged by hard drugs in the past year.
“With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of (cotton candy) herself,” a source told the newspaper.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Get That 'Tearing Open A Fed-Ex Envelope' Feeling Whenever You Want

Made by Bandi, comes the Peri Peri ($10), a noisemaker that "recreates the sound and feel of tearing open the paper 'zipper' on a FedEx/UPS/DHL envelope". Because, Jesus, that shit is so fun.