Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Dear Tongue Rings: It's not 1992 anymore
AHHHH!! Now that is 2009 all tongue rings should be extinct. Just because you went through that rebellious teen phase and pierced your tongue at 17 to piss your mom off, does not make it acceptable to now be 30 and still have it pierced. I HATE it!!! It is so gross and makes you look so stupid... And gay! and fine if your gay that's cool, but I don't want to know you if your gay and have a pierced tongue. It wasn't cool 5 years ago, it wasn't even cool 10 years ago when people said it was cool. If you have your tongue pierced, please take it out now. You look fucking retarded. No one gives a shit that your tongue ring is white gold, or glows in black light, or has an dope 8 ball on the end up it. In fact that just gives people like Liz and I more reason to wish you would die. Unless your tongue ring spills vodka into your mouth once an hour or cures cancer I don't want to know you.
Posted by Anonymous at 9:50 AM