Monday, July 13, 2009

Dear Ashton Kutcher, You're Gay!

Dear Ashton,

I am just writing this letter to let you know you aren't as cool as you think you are.  Trucker hats are over and done with, the same as your wife's old wrinkly vagina!  It used to be cool to score an older chick, but not when they are in there seventies.  No one wants to hear what you ate for breakfast on Twitter.  I know you have a lot of time on your hands since you haven't made a decent movie, well, ever.  Why don't you just use your extra time to crawl in a hole and die.

Biz and Liz


brittany said...

Hey! what the hell gives you the right to say that bitch!

Anonymous said...

If you don't want him I'll take him. Ashton Kutcher is amazing.

Anonymous said...

ashton kutcher is the perfect man. i love him. leave him be !"

Anonymous said...

hes so sexy hes so sexy haha just sealous