What I learned while smoking outside my house...

I learned that my neighbor is an asshole and that he should go back to his farm and grass feed some cows.  He should also go back to his whore who lets him do her in the butt.

This is according to the neighbors (I assume soon-to-be ex) girlfriend.

Apparently it is fine to shout these things in the middle of the day for anyone to here, and this is why I like smoking. To enjoy random fights in the middle of alleys!