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New website I enjoy; here's a few examples....

Dear Mr. Matthews,

Please stop coming to my fence and asking for advice. We all have our problems like me wanting to water my plants in peace.

Sincerely, Mr. Feeny

Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),

Please get out of the street. Don't stare at me and expect me to drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars. Next time, you'll be under mine.

Sincerely, I will mow down the little fuckers

Dear Walmart,

Please keep holding all of the incest children, druggies, rednecks, and fat people within your walls. I'll be over at Target. Thanks!

Sincerely, Civilized People