Sunday, August 8, 2010
Dear Chris Brown...
I know it's been a while since I've seen you due to the whole "Beating up your girlfriend thing," but what the hell happened to you?
I mean, really Chris? What's up with the hair? Can't you just cut it they way it used to be? And the necklace? Parents have already boycotted you due to your bad boy image, and no ugly diamond encrusted Pokemon necklace is going to change their opinion.
I can get past the whole Rihanna thing, after all, her career skyrocketed after you smashed her face in, but can't you just start acting and dressing they way you used to? Pretty please?