Dear Guy,

I HATE YOU!!!! Although I am sure your palette is one of the best and you know the best onion rings from the horrible rings, I still think you are a tool. Oh my god, wait, your thumb ring has magical powers! It must make your viewers think that by watching you that you can cure them from cancer. Guess what, you can't! You are dumb and nobody likes you! Why don't you go recap the ten seconds I just saw from the clip from minute to win it!

Love Liz