Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. |
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. |
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! |
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. |
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. |
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. |
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. |
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. |
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. |
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. |
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. |
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. |
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together. |
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. |
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. |
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? |
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. |
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! |
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. |
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? |
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. |
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? |
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! |
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. |
You can have the portkey to my heart. |
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. |
I'd let you handle my wand any day! |
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Harry Potter pick-up lines...
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