Amazing last minute costume ideas for Bizo

Okay, this could go great or horribly wrong...

So, if I go as Lilu Dallas for Halloween lets start preparing now because I will kill myself if I show up to trivia looking like mess in the 2nd picture... The first picture is okay though... I better start vomiting after all my meals starting today through Halloween.

How far south do I have to go to get my nails done like this?

I want this table

Speaking of tables, Liz, did I tell you about Carolyn's friend who borrowed (and by borrowed I mean stole) my dining room table and is being a dick about giving it back??? Call me when you read this.

Junk Dunks

Gabriel Dishaw is an artist who works primarily in the medium of junk. Like rusty metal sprockets and nuts and bolts. And among other sculptures, he creates shoes with these things.

Oh Myspace, you never cease to amaze me!

I used to work with her...

Glad I don't anymore!

I didn't know dinosaurs could rap...

Dear Anonymous:

This message was left by "anonymous" in reference to our post about tongue rings...

I think that pople that think that pierced tounges looks dumb, needs to shut up!!! I have a tounge ring and i didnt do it to piss my mom off i did it cause i wanted to. Its my body and i will do with it wat i want and the Gay comment was retarded an wishing pople who have them dead jus shows you need to lay off the vodka
rOCK OUT WITH YOUR rINGS OUT

Well, Miss Anonymous, if that is your real name, I am glad you saw our post as it is people like you we were referring to. First of all, I know that having a tongue ring can impair your speech, but I had no clue it could impair your typing ability. I don't really care WHY your tongue is pierced, Biz and I just wanted to let you know, that it is high time you took that sucker out! And as for the vodka remark, I prefer rum thank you very much!

Sincerely,

Biz and Liz

drunky tries to buy more beer