Monday, August 17, 2009

Dear Paris Hilton: Get a new body

...cause the one you currently have is grossing us out!! It's a close call between you and Madonna for the creepiest body award, but she has an excuse: She's old!
You're a millionaire so we know you can afford plastic surgery. We're just not sure if there is any surgical procedure that will help out with your bony knees, awkward body shape, or for those huge ass feet???

p.s. you have one weird eye that always looks closed... what's up with that shit?

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