How it is that the one person on this planet with a more annoying voice than me is famous? He peddles his wears on as-seen-on-TV commercials (which happens to be one of my guilty pleasures) and has his own reality TV show (my ultimate goal). So explain to me why I am not as famous as this guy? I can scream and shout, I can make peoples ears bleed with my screaming... Why not me?
Monday, June 15, 2009
It's not fair, Billy Mays!
How it is that the one person on this planet with a more annoying voice than me is famous? He peddles his wears on as-seen-on-TV commercials (which happens to be one of my guilty pleasures) and has his own reality TV show (my ultimate goal). So explain to me why I am not as famous as this guy? I can scream and shout, I can make peoples ears bleed with my screaming... Why not me?
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...because you don't have a tidy beard like Billy Mays! Look at it! So neat and trimmed. You'll have to work on that.
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