Monday, June 15, 2009

It's not fair, Billy Mays!

How it is that the one person on this planet with a more annoying voice than me is famous?  He peddles his wears on as-seen-on-TV commercials (which happens to be one of my guilty pleasures) and has his own reality TV show (my ultimate goal).  So explain to me why I am not as famous as this guy? I can scream and shout, I can make peoples ears bleed with my screaming... Why not me?

1 comment:

Ellery said...

...because you don't have a tidy beard like Billy Mays! Look at it! So neat and trimmed. You'll have to work on that.