Saturday, May 16, 2009

Snaggle Puss

Time to vent about work:
I work in a huge building with hundreds of employees. For some ungodly reason 90 percent of all the people I work with are morbidly obese. Now, I drink water all day long, so I have to pee frequently, no biggie right? WRONG! I dread the work restrooms.
At least once a day I walk into a stall that smells so bad I wanna barf. This isnt a normal shitty bathroom smell, this is the one and only stench of fat sweaty vag. It is the single worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. When I see a large and in charge fatty coworker exiting the bathroom stall, I do anything and everything it takes to aviod that specific stall like the plauge!!!
I can not comprehend what the hell could possibly be going on down there to creat such a foul smell to come from your hoohaa. It's a sacred area.
Even worse, the smell lingers, so when I walk out of the stall I have to worry about the next person in line thinking it's me with the big fat funky cooter. It's bullshit.


.d. said...

I'm crying at this! This is my building also.

.d. said...

There must be an epidemic! My sisters and I have thoroughly discussed this topic and have yet to come to any conclusion.