Time to vent about work:
I work in a huge building with hundreds of employees. For some ungodly reason 90 percent of all the people I work with are morbidly obese. Now, I drink water all day long, so I have to pee frequently, no biggie right? WRONG! I dread the work restrooms.
At least once a day I walk into a stall that smells so bad I wanna barf. This isnt a normal shitty bathroom smell, this is the one and only stench of fat sweaty vag. It is the single worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. When I see a large and in charge fatty coworker exiting the bathroom stall, I do anything and everything it takes to aviod that specific stall like the plauge!!!
I can not comprehend what the hell could possibly be going on down there to creat such a foul smell to come from your hoohaa. It's a sacred area.
Even worse, the smell lingers, so when I walk out of the stall I have to worry about the next person in line thinking it's me with the big fat funky cooter. It's bullshit.