Poor Chris Brown

MediaTakeout has posted the police photo of Chris Brown’s “injury” from the night he brutally bit and beat Rihanna and, thank God, because now we know who the real victim was. All this time I thought it was the physically smaller woman who had her face punched repeatedly into the window and left to bleed out on the sidewalk, but after looking at that scratch and puffy lips (On a black man? Unheard of.) clearly we should’ve held a candlelight vigil for Chris Brown’s recovery. He could’ve died.
via the superficial