a pita pocket?

I was searcher for bread boxes, because I am convinced I need one when I stumbled across this lovely little bread bag.

Diamonds are a girl's best... hair remover

We’ve all had to deal with dull razors — the nicks, the cuts, the need to buy a new one every few months (if not sooner). Apparently, diamond may be the solution to all that trouble.

A German company has developed a tungsten carbide razor that's coated with a film of synthetic, industrial grade diamonds and so far, the results have been successful. They last 1,000 times longer than traditional steel razors and offer an incredibly close shave.

While shaving with diamonds might not seem like the most practical idea at first, if you add up the amount of money you spend on disposable blades over time, a diamond razor that lasts years instead of a week or two might be a great investment (and still less expensive than laser hair removal).

I am Hungary

Dreams are Weird

Via: Psychology Degree

I didn't realize I bought porn at the Comcast garage sale...

I know you can't judge a book by its cover, but I wasn't aware that I shouldn't judge a book by its title either. A more appropriate title would be: "Hi, I look like a book about a witch, but really I'm porn and not just ANY porn, really, really, REALLY bad porn. And no plot line whatsoever."

I know romance novels have there spot on many desperate housewives bookshelf, but I don't really dig them. I mean, the main character's name is Jason, the woman in the book is Melody. But the main star is Harvey. Who's that you ask? It's the guys freaking penis! Who really names their penis? I swear, if I read one more sentence about Harvey likes this, or Harvey likes that, I would have scratched my eyes out. I'm sure Harvey probably would have liked that too.

And did I mention the horrible plot line surrounded around the porn is the two main characters trying to make sure a catholic boy's orphanage/school didn't close down?

Well, I guess I know why it was at a garage sale for 50 cents.

Video of the week goes to Boomzilla

I like this video a lot. It could be cause I work with one of the dudes, but probably cause one of my favorite home girls, Leigh, is stealing the show in their video.

Ghetto Prom

My favorite person ever has lost her freaking mind

Check out her website http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/home.php it's weird.

Also, for Jason...

Hey Jason....

Fuck booze in stores!! Look how harmful it is! Worse then meth!!

I hate when I love something that is undoubtedly the ugliest thing ever. sad face. I want these.

It happens more often then you'd believe.

Finally someone who can actually pull off a Snooki Halloween costume

I need this stuff, for obvious reasons

The socks are cool, transporting cupcakes is nearly impossible, and Liz and I need to find more ways to steal money from guys in bars... I mean fold up money like fancy Asian kids :)

This makes me want a cheese burger

McSauce Rap

What does a "gay" Justin Bieber even look like?

Surprise police said a boy pulled a knife on his mother who refused to let him go trick-or-treating as a "gay Justin Bieber," the singer and teen idol.

The 12-year-old boy had been grounded Halloween night after an argument with his mother, who said his costume idea was disrespectful, police spokesman Sgt. Mark Ortega said.

After throwing a tantrum and getting grounded from trick-or-treating, he grabbed a knife from his room and threatened to kill her, Ortega said.

The mother disarmed her son without injury and called police.

Police arrested the pre-teen on suspicion of threatening his mother with a knife.

Every girl needs at least one fancy piece of jewelry.

I want this!

I can't wait to have this baby

VS

But, just wait.... Our baby is going to look totally different depending on the parent it is with. I will have an adorable hipster hip hop baby, and Beni wants that kid dressed in black punk rock clothes. hehehehe.

For my boyfriend...

Kim Kardashian says Happy Halloween, Beni!!

The Real Housewives of SNL