Beni's Beer Review

Beni claims Hell or High Watermelon is the beer of summer 2010. So I decided to interview him.

Bailee: What do you like about Hell or High Watermelon?
Beni: It was made by black people. It's not really.
Maybe it was made for black people... And I'm black.... Kind of.
Bailee: Okay, so does it really taste like watermelon?
Beni: A little bit. It just tastes good.
Bailee: Where can you find Hell or High Watermelon?
Beni: Maybe QFC? I don't know? (looks at phone)
Bailee: Haven't we gotten it at a bar before?
Beni: Okay whatever, I don't know? (texting on phone)
Bailee: What about that one bar that begins with an A, aaaa, aaalllllll, alllllliiiiigggg.
Beni: Yeah yeah, Alligator soul, that's what I'm saying. (puts phone away)
Bailee: Any final words about Hell or High Watermelon?
Beni: Like, Jerry Springer's final thought?
Bailee: Sure.
Beni: It's good when you drink it.

So, in wrapping up my first ever interview, I have learned my boyfriend thinks beer is good, stereotypes black people, and can not multitask.

My kind of beer koozie! or is it koozy? cozie?

The coolest DIY halloween costume ever

cute suicide.

I want this framed and displayed in my bathroom

I need my bar before Halloween!!!!!!

Printable check-list, I love you.

Well, these days I can't remember shit unless I write it down on a post-it, put it on my calendar, and set myself a phone alarm reminder. Its retarded. Now, I have another new way to remember things, and its even better because I LOVE check lists!! You can make your own at http://printablechecklist.org/ Just keep it bookmarked on your toolbar and when you need to make a checklist it's right there. Print it out, put it in your purse and check it off.

I love old people

Another reason I love graffiti

I want an iPad just so I can get this cool case for it

Rainbow shots

The Day Biz and Liz met....
Biz: what's your favorite color?
Liz: It was rainbow till the gays stole it.

I wish someone recorded me after I went to the dentist, My mom said I was imitating a hamster.

Hopefully Bizo sees this first on her road trip

New website I love

http://beforeidieiwantto.org/

Playboy vs. Playgirl

Vinny is reportedly posing for Playgirl magazine and is receiving $30,000 and a portion of the proceeds to bare all. JWOWW on the other hand is currently talking to Playboy for her own chance in the magazine with a $4000,000 paycheck in the works.

The question is, who would you rather see naked? I am undecided at this point.

I think I found next years costume already!

I'm just saying that this could be me in a couple of years

AP - Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day. According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her.

Officers who arrived on the scene retrieved a black cane that concealed the blade.

The woman charged with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property.

It's that time again, searching for Halloween costumes

reason #2 why we need Playboy

A reality show about strippers!!! Seriously, this is probably soooooo good.

This makes me happy

Sorry, I'm so retarded. I can't help it.