Friday, June 11, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Need it
This is the only pogo stick designed for use in swimming pools that allows you to perform a variety of waterborne stunts as you bounce off walls or bottoms. A rigid ball filled with water fits into the non-slip footrest, providing responsive push-off when compressed against a pool's floor with your body weight, enabling you to splash effortlessly in shallower water and bound powerfully through deeper water. The stick is made from heavy-duty ABS plastic with two rubber handlebars for a firm grip. For use with in-ground pools with solid surfaces
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Harry Potter pick-up lines...
| Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. |
| If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. |
| My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! |
| I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. |
| My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. |
| Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. |
| Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. |
| Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. |
| Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. |
| I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. |
| Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. |
| I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. |
| If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together. |
| You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. |
| You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. |
| I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? |
| I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. |
| You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! |
| Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. |
| Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? |
| Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. |
| Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? |
| Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! |
| One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. |
| You can have the portkey to my heart. |
| Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. |
| I'd let you handle my wand any day! |
| Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
Monday, May 31, 2010
Does Mischa Barton not own a mirror?
Seriously, she used to be the super adorable while on The OC. Then what happened? Did she go crazy? She looks crazy.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Everett Event Center Sept 15-19
"Totally Rad! Like being the star of your own John Hughes movie!" - NY Times
The Awesome 80's Prom is a blast-from-the-past party in the style of Tony n' Tina's Wedding set at Wanaget High's Senior Prom...in 1989!
All your favorite characters from your favorite 80s movies are at THE PROM, from the captain of the football team to the exchange student, from the geek to the hottie head cheerleader, and they're all competing for Prom King and Queen. And just like on "American Idol", the audience decides who wins, all while moonwalking to retro hits like "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go".
This show may not be suitable for all ages - parental guidance suggested.
http://www.awesome80sprom.com/
if you can some how manage to look past her face...
you will see she has Lil Wayne tattooed on her side. Wow.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
what the fuck, 50?
These are actual shots of 50 cent on the set of Things Fall Apart where he dropped over 50 pounds to play a football player diagnosed with cancer, according to ThisIs50.com:
"He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing 160 with a liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks.
"I was starving." Now he's back on tour and says, "I've been eating. I'll be back in shape in no time!"
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Things her shirt should have said...
1. I act like I don't care, but I go home and cry myself to sleep every night
2. Nobody even notices I am fat, they are just looking at my eyebrows
3.These piercings hide my double chin
4.Even Hot Topic won't hire me
5.I have daddy issues
Monday, May 24, 2010
Inappropriate Children’s Books
Josh Cooley, an animation artist at Pixar, had the good sense to reimagine some classic bits of cinema as if they were children’s books. Up yours Frog and Toad!
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