Okay, this could go great or horribly wrong...

So, if I go as Lilu Dallas for Halloween lets start preparing now because I will kill myself if I show up to trivia looking like mess in the 2nd picture... The first picture is okay though... I better start vomiting after all my meals starting today through Halloween.

How far south do I have to go to get my nails done like this?

I want this table

Speaking of tables, Liz, did I tell you about Carolyn's friend who borrowed (and by borrowed I mean stole) my dining room table and is being a dick about giving it back??? Call me when you read this.

Junk Dunks

Gabriel Dishaw is an artist who works primarily in the medium of junk. Like rusty metal sprockets and nuts and bolts. And among other sculptures, he creates shoes with these things.

Oh Myspace, you never cease to amaze me!

I used to work with her...

Glad I don't anymore!

I didn't know dinosaurs could rap...

Dear Anonymous:

This message was left by "anonymous" in reference to our post about tongue rings...

I think that pople that think that pierced tounges looks dumb, needs to shut up!!! I have a tounge ring and i didnt do it to piss my mom off i did it cause i wanted to. Its my body and i will do with it wat i want and the Gay comment was retarded an wishing pople who have them dead jus shows you need to lay off the vodka
rOCK OUT WITH YOUR rINGS OUT

Well, Miss Anonymous, if that is your real name, I am glad you saw our post as it is people like you we were referring to. First of all, I know that having a tongue ring can impair your speech, but I had no clue it could impair your typing ability. I don't really care WHY your tongue is pierced, Biz and I just wanted to let you know, that it is high time you took that sucker out! And as for the vodka remark, I prefer rum thank you very much!

Sincerely,

Biz and Liz

drunky tries to buy more beer

McDonalds around the World

McDonald's Canada

Cheese, vegetable, pepperoni and deluxe pizza
Poutine (available only in Quebec)

McDonald's Thailand

Samurai Pork Burger - A sandwich marinated with teriyaki sauce.
Sweet Corn Pie

McDonald's New Zealand
Kiwiburger - A hamburger with a fried egg and slice of beet

McDonald's India
Maharaja Mac
"two all lamb patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."
Veggie nuggets (with masala and chili dipping sauces)

McDonald's Netherlands
McKroket
100% beef ragout with a crispy layer around it. It's topped with a fresh mustard/mayonnaise sauce.

McDonald's Philippines
McSpaghetti - Pasta in a sauce with frankfurter bits

McDonald's Uruguay
McHuevo - A hamburger with a poached egg on top

McDonald's Paraguay
McMacos
McFilet
McFiesta

McDonald's Italy
Vegetariana Salad
with lettuce, corn, olives, carrots, cherry tomatoes and more.
Marinara Salad
with shrimps and salmon in fresh lettuce.
Mediterranea Salad
with cheese and olives
Fiordiriso Salad
with rice, tuna, ham and mushrooms.

McDonald's Hong Kong
Curry Potato Pie
Red Bean Sundae
Shake Shake Fries

McDonald's Ireland
Shamrock Shake

McDonald's Chile
McPalta
tomatoes, avocado,mayonnaise, onions and mustard

McDonald's Bahrain
Veggie Burger

McDonald's Sabah & Malaysia
McEgg
(not a mcmuffin, a BURGER)
Fried Chicken
Pineapple Pie
McDonalds Mexico
McBurrito a la Mexicana
McNifica

McDonald's Japan
Teriyaki McBurger
Green Tea Shake
French Fries With Seaweed Flavouring (nori)
(also in curry, mexican, and barbecue)
Chicken Tatsuta Burger
(grilled breast of chicken with a sort of ginger-soy-mayo sauce. Very good!)
Macaroni and Cheese Burger
(promotion only!)

McDonald's Portugal
Bica
(a type of espresso)
Pasteis de Nata
(Portuguese style cakes)
McDonald's Siwitzerland
Vegi Mac
(vegetarian burger)

McDonald's Singapore
The Love Burger
prime cut chicken grilled to tender perfection. Smothered with the tangy taste of honey mustard sauce and topped with a delicious combination of juicy tomatoes and fresh lettuce
Kampung Burger
farm fresh lettuce, cheese, a patty of chicken sausage and a tangy slice of chicken, topped by a slice of pineapple - all packed between two old-fashioned toasted muffins,
McPepper Burger
Two beef patties smothered in a thick, spicy black pepper sauce and topped with diced onions
McTowkay Burger
an egg and a beef patty marinated in a special "towkay" sauce, crispy lettuce and mayonnaise, all sandwiched between a sesame bun.
Kiasu Burger
extra large lean chicken patty seasoned with extra spices, marinated with extra sauce, topped with fresh lettuce, all sandwiched on an extra large sesame seed bun.

McDonald's Sweden
"The world's first "McSki" opened in Sweden with Ski-Thru service. Skiers can ski up to the counter and order their favorite McDonald's sandwich without missing a beat on the slopes."
Fisk, Kyckling och Vegetariskt
Dryck
DipsŒs och Dressing
Plusmeny
Presentcheckar
McFeast & Co
Stora Menyn
McFish & Co
ViktVŠktarmenyn med McChicken
ViktVŠktarmenyn med McGarden
McGarden & Co
McAroni inkl. mellanstor lŠsk

McDonald's Argentina
The McNifica
a hamburger sandwich with cheese, tomato, onion and lettuce.

um, i kind like it...

I guess this ad is supposed to stop you from having sex. Its a creepy picture, but I think its kind of, well, super hot!

No this is not photoshopped!

This newborn baby weighed in at a whopping 19 pounds!  The most surprising part is the world's heaviest baby is not from the U.S.!

I'm sure you can fill in the blanks

I like that to make a good porn you just take something popular, and add a 'This isn't" before the title. Kudos.

This ain't saved by the bell

pre-sale

We are already pre-selling New Moon tickets at my work, which I think its kind of awesome, but mostly ridiculous... HOWEVER... all movies have to be pre-screened before they come out to the public to make sure there isn't any weird fuck ups with the film, so I am totally gonna watch it before anyone else!!!! BOOYAA!

Results for personality test...

I am bored waiting to wash out my hair dye....

Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Giving more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.

Giving more than she is getting back and feels misunderstood and unappreciated. Feels she is being forced into compromising and even her close relationships leave her feeling emotional distant.

His arrogance causes her to take offense quickly. Only those closest to her know deep down she is sensitive and sentimental.

Current events have her feeling forced to make bargains and put aside her own desires for now. she is able to find satisfaction and happiness through sexual activity.

Mom of the Year!

Call me crazy, but I don't think my son likes wearing a huge pumpkin costume in the middle of a heat wave!

I know why I love lady GaGa so much!

She looks like she belongs on Jem and the Holograms!  Although I can't quite figure out if she is one of the Misfits or not!

What I learned while smoking outside my house...

I learned that my neighbor is an asshole and that he should go back to his farm and grass feed some cows.  He should also go back to his whore who lets him do her in the butt.

This is according to the neighbors (I assume soon-to-be ex) girlfriend.

Apparently it is fine to shout these things in the middle of the day for anyone to here, and this is why I like smoking. To enjoy random fights in the middle of alleys!

Hey guy, Can I play basketball with you?

Who knew good ol Ronnie was a kid toucher?

either that, or he was set up by the hamburglar...