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More fun crap that you want for your kitchen, but will never, ever use!

I like wine, I like straws, I just found my perfect cup.

Drunk dialing at it's finest

Nigel Barker with hair is disturbingly ugly

eeeew.

Happy Birthday Bizo...

I got you some rainbow cake earrings.

I want to read this book, based on the fact that I love the cover

Tina Fey might be interesting? I don't know? I don't care. I do however, love her choice of photos for the cover of her book. It's gross, but I like it. I'll probably read it now that I've seen the front.

I'm making my birthday list....

it's either this or a lawn mower...
maybe I should go lawn mower, cause I would totally rock this as an engagement ring (if some day that ever happens) I would normally put hint hint after that but my boyfriend doesn't read our blog haaaa.

Space needle artsy pictures

I would totally purchase either of these. I guess it's times to buy some frames and head to Pike's Place.

colored trencils

I'm not sure who this is, but I love her tights

This pic was on some celebrity blog, and I didn't even manage to read the post pertaining to it or figure out who this girl even was (selena gomez, maybe) because I was to busy lusting over her legs. File under: Tights I need
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Jason, I found new Doritos for you to try

10 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY

and isn't it funny that the year my birthday falls on a Saturday, I will be fat and sober. Hmmmm. Bullshit.

Finally, a maternity photo that is my style.

I may actually take maternity photos if they could be as cute as this.

I could post all day anout LiLo

I was looking at a gossip blog when I saw these (first 3) pictures of Lindsay Lohan and good god she is gross. Is she living in dog years or what? I swear for every year I age, Lindsay ages 35 years. By 2012 Betty White will be looking better then her. It boggles my mind, why anyone would do drugs??? Look at how aged she looks. eew.
Then a few posts later, I find another Lindsay Lohan picture, and WOW is she related to Macaulay Culkin? Groooooosss.
It's official, LiLo is Fugly.

Cute Old Pervert Makes Quilt of Used Panties

Louis Garrett of Louisiana has made himself a quilt out of 58 pairs of women's panties. Louis picked up some new panties in clothing stores nearby, but mostly he asked the ladies he knows and meets for donations from their lingerie drawers. He's very particular, many of them used (but presumably washed) and donated by his close lady friends, giving the quilt what he calls weird sentimental value.

""As long as they're nylon or acetate, rayon or silk. No polyester! I don't want them CHEAP, dollar-store, not-sexy, farmgirl panties. I want classy. Silk or nylon. You know, sexy. Victoria Secret.""

Louis does admit that he turned to the panty quilt idea after dressing his mannequin collection (that's right) in lingerie and dresses for some time. I'm just blocking that part out a little though. Who am I to judge? No word on whether he sleeps with this quilt.
via the stir

In case you haven't seen the commercials that play every 20 minuets on E!

The next chapter in the Sweet Valley High series is here. 10ish years later.
I am actually fairly excited to buy this book, I loved SVH when I was younger.
I hope they make a movie!

Why am I not surprised....

Mariah Carey is so old and gross, so it makes perfect sense for her to post this picture of her belly on twitter. A butterfly. How cute and completely appropriate for 42 year old. Oh, and it says "Dem Babies" written above the oh so cute and adorable butterfly. Hmmm, I'm going to guess that would be Nick Cannon's doing, in an attempt to let his fans know he's having twins. How thug. How adorably thug of them both.

I wish I was christian

So I could pole dance for Jesus!!

help me understand sexy maternity photos

I googled "maternity photos" and pulled this gems off of the sites that popped up. Like, these are for real pictures, none of these are from joke sites or anything. Real photographers are really proud of these photos.
Okay... what in the world makes a couple want to BOTH get naked and pose erotically? Sure pregnancy is beautiful, but when did it become sexy? These pictures completely bother me.
I'm pretty sure Beni and I should get some done then we can show are kid how hot I was while fat and NAKED!! Ahhhh!!

Dear Employees

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