Really, Madonna?

Dear Madonna,

We all Know that you are the material girl, but do you really need to be seen in this get-up?  Not only is your outfit ugly as sin, but women over fifty should not be seen in this.  Shouldn't you be wearing something more virtuous since you are now dating Jesus? I just wanted to let you know that you should stop trying to be famous because everyone prefers you like you were back in the 80s.

Does this sound as amazing to anyone else?

Each year the Mozzarella Company of Dallas makes these festive rounds of spicy spreadable cheese for the holiday season.  Seasoned with chilis and topped with jalapenos, the cheeses are called Christmas Cheese and have become immensely popular for parties and holiday gatherings.  The cheese can also be used for appetizers, so for a recipe suggestion from the Mozzarella Company click below.

What is wrong with me?

Here I am on a nice Thursday and all I can seem to do is watch this wonderful piece of art.  I remember being it being cool back in the day (take that pun Mr. Freeze) but now it is one of the biggest crap-fests I have seen in a long time.  How in the world did this cast continue to make movies.  Isn't this one of those films that ruin peoples careers?  

I can't judge it too harshly though, cause here I am blogging about it, and still watching it.  Damn you Batman and the weird fascination I have for you , DAMN YOU!

Never get your lunch stolen again

The Anti-Theft Lunch Baggie

Dear Paris Hilton: Get a new body

...cause the one you currently have is grossing us out!! It's a close call between you and Madonna for the creepiest body award, but she has an excuse: She's old!

You're a millionaire so we know you can afford plastic surgery. We're just not sure if there is any surgical procedure that will help out with your bony knees, awkward body shape, or for those huge ass feet???

p.s. you have one weird eye that always looks closed... what's up with that shit?

This guy is a genius

Glad my clothes aren'y creepy faces

the weird thing is, I saw this on some other blog, and stared at the pictures for quite a while before I realized what was going on. So Liz, I hope your not retarded like me and can see the faces right away.

This is for Jason

amazing, and possibly delicious

Jay, If you are reading this.... How awesome is this idea?? If you buy me some, you will never have to worry about me getting cheese chunks in your peanut butter again!

BB 11

Can I just tell you how much I love Big Brother!! I can not wait to watch tonights episode, ahhhhh!!! Its funny how 3 nights a week is not even enough for me. I hope Jeff wins... and then reads our blog and decides he wants to make sweet love to both Biz and Liz.
P.S. Could this picture of Jesse and Russell be more gay?

Fuse Ball... not just for boys

I wish I thought of this. I loved Barbies when I was a kid.

Sorry to our blog readers....

I may not be able to blog for a while because I am going to be spending several days waiting in line to buy the new twilight dolls.  See you in line fellow Fan-pires!

After I get them, I will be shoving stakes into their tiny little plastic hearts.

Tyra, thanks in advance for ruining Gossip Girl

Why would you even think to ruin my show Tyra?  And why are you wearing this on the set?  And why do you look so old and unattractive?  And why won't you go away already?

Dear Rumer Willis...

Dear Rumer Willis:

I know that there are many reason why people feel that plastic surgery is not an option for them.  You, however, have no excuse.  I will happily sent up a fund for you in order to get your giant chin reduced.  It just needs to happen.  Chins like yours should not exist and I am sure there is a plastic surgeon just waiting to get his hands on you.

If you do for some reason decide that this is not an option for you, may I suggest creating some giant scandal that your mom and Jay Leno had an affair and that is why your chin has its own zip code.

Love,

Liz

Team OTrivia Newton John!

Let's Dagger!!

Okay I stole this from the out for stardom blog...
“Daggering” is a term which has recently become popular in the Jamaican entertainment industry. It is commonly used as a noun or verb, bearing spellings such as: dagga, dagger, and daggar. The term refers to the engagement of a man and woman in aggressive dance imitating sex–both man and woman attempting to show their sexual prowess. There are a slew of songs and activities celebrating Daggering.

weird boob alert

Oh Britney, please put your creep boob away!!!

Greg, I don't think I can handle you beardless, so you better win!!

Liz age 4....

What the fuck, Shia???