Liz, do you have any left over jewels from Halloween?

I saw these on a website called ModCloth for $239 (I would NEVER spend that on these) but it does give me an idea for us to make our own shoes....

Roseanne??

The mini version.

bitch

Because the paparazzi always hang out in Lasik eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle "nasty skank bag bombshell" McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough.

Next year snoop is invited to my ugly sweater party.

as long as he leaves his marijuana at home.

I know Uggs are nasty.... but I think I love them when they're covered in sequins...

he doesn't look happy. And that makes me happy.

Maybe they should try a different font

Things that made me smile today

Fashion inspired by Harry Potter

Miss Arkansas should have won!!

Beni and I watched The Miss America Pageant last night, and I wasn't to impressed with any girl until I saw Miss Arkansas' talent. All the other girls sang or danced, and this girl came out in a shiny red pants suit and two yodeling dolls. She was the real winner in our eyes.

I love this big beautiful black woman

Her style is on point. Love the hair, the shirt, and her loud ass mouth.

How have I never heard or seen this???

Ahhhhhmazing.

Product of the year

I am currently using the same bottle of foundation that I bought a year ago! I love this stuff and the fact that one $25 bottle lasts over a year makes me happy. I use it with the Mac studio fix powder (which I think is really what I love) but regardless, the makeup combo gets two thumbs up from me. The powder, however, I go through about 5 compacts a year.

The Polymer Musings of Meredith Dittmar

I used to love playing with that polymer clay crap when I was younger, so this makes me happy.
I used to make really ugly jewelry then get super confused why my mom never wore it. ha.

Fuck You, Penguin is now a book

Remember the funny blog we found called Fuck You, Penguin? Well now, it's a book. I want it.

because somewhere in the world, someone still gives a fuck about Toni Braxton.

She filed for bankruptcy on account of being an insane $50 million in debt!!!! And is also going to pose for Playboy. Hmmm. She's old and sucks.

The other Olsen twin

Mary Kate and Ashley have a sister named Elizabeth. Who knew? She was in V Magazine recently.

Best Graffitti Ever!

Just in case you didn't know...

She should teach an aerobics class

How the heck is this lady overweight, I feel like I lost calories just watching her. Do that once a day and you'll be shedding pounds in no time.

p.s. who is the super cute girl judge in the blue? I think I love her, and want her haircut.

miniture pencil art, steals place in my heart

so tiny and lovely

for my mom

I was gonna put it on her facebook, then thought they may be a tab inappropriate. So, her ya go mom. I found a nude of your boyfriend!!

Edible Crayons

Did you ever try to eat crayons when you were little? These new crayons by Luxirare are made completely out of dried fruits, veggies, seeds, nuts. Healthy crayons! Well, except for the fruity pebbles and marshmallows.

A sandwich I don't want

I've been craving IHOP like a lunatic lately, thanks to the damn all you can eat pancake commercials; so I went a little nutso today riffling through my giant pile of ads I got in the mail. In my frantic attempts to find any coupon for IHOP, I stumbled across an ad for Denny's. I stopped to check it out (even though it ain't no international pancake house of deliciousness, they do serve pancakes) and the first thing to catch my eye was this bad boy.
What was it?!?! I stared at it for several minutes making sure my eyes didn't graze across the description of what this sandwich actually was. I wanted to guess! I was stumped until I saw the bowl of marina sauce. It was a grilled cheese sandwich with freaking mozzarella sticks inside. OH MY GOD, this sandwich is out of hand. I love me some nasty greasy unhealthy food but this, to me, looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. grossssssss. it kind of reminds me of this

Who wore it better? Cate Blanchette or Roseanne's couch?

Usually I only allow cheeta print on my feet in high heel form but gosh these look comfy.

Who slit this Polar Bear's throat?

Thanks Starbucks :)

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