miniture pencil art, steals place in my heart

so tiny and lovely

for my mom

I was gonna put it on her facebook, then thought they may be a tab inappropriate. So, her ya go mom. I found a nude of your boyfriend!!

Edible Crayons

Did you ever try to eat crayons when you were little? These new crayons by Luxirare are made completely out of dried fruits, veggies, seeds, nuts. Healthy crayons! Well, except for the fruity pebbles and marshmallows.

A sandwich I don't want

I've been craving IHOP like a lunatic lately, thanks to the damn all you can eat pancake commercials; so I went a little nutso today riffling through my giant pile of ads I got in the mail. In my frantic attempts to find any coupon for IHOP, I stumbled across an ad for Denny's. I stopped to check it out (even though it ain't no international pancake house of deliciousness, they do serve pancakes) and the first thing to catch my eye was this bad boy.
What was it?!?! I stared at it for several minutes making sure my eyes didn't graze across the description of what this sandwich actually was. I wanted to guess! I was stumped until I saw the bowl of marina sauce. It was a grilled cheese sandwich with freaking mozzarella sticks inside. OH MY GOD, this sandwich is out of hand. I love me some nasty greasy unhealthy food but this, to me, looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. grossssssss. it kind of reminds me of this

Who wore it better? Cate Blanchette or Roseanne's couch?

Usually I only allow cheeta print on my feet in high heel form but gosh these look comfy.

Who slit this Polar Bear's throat?

Thanks Starbucks :)

Hold on Doc, I'm updating my Twitter

Gingerbread Crackhouse

Oh Doug...

Vans Yo Gabba Gabba Collection

Merry Christmas Liz

I found this chubby sweaty tongue ringed girl just for you :)
Love Bizo

Need these dishes

Squidtivity

This is currently for sale on Etsy for $120.
I kinda want it.

The grossest butt in Hollywood.

I DONT want these

Nike heels, eeeeew.

creeeeepy

Anatomy 101

Top Chef is my porn

Tre from Top Chef All Stars makes me crazy, uhhhhh. I smile the entire time I watch Top Chef these days. He is the most beautiful black man who can cook and has the most amazing smile. AND, his laugh is extremely contagious, which I LOVE!! I am going to be mortified when he gets cut from the show, and he will.

The louboutin manicure

Just what I wanted for Christmas, A face tatoo!

Saw this at Petco today...

I thought it was a joke, its not. It is a DVD kit on how to train your cat to use the toilet.

If you've ever gotten your nails done, you will enjoy this

I googled knuckle sandwich....

....and found this. Which I thought was cool tell Beni called it a knuckle burger :(

tattoos that make me smile

good enough to feet.... I mean eat.

Worst dressed? I disagree!

I think she looks cute. I'd wear it.