Move over louboutin

My new favorite shoe designer is Bruno Frisoni.

Best house on the block

Where the hell was this house while we were driving through half-assed candy cane lane and the rehab center parking lot???

new teen mom's on the block

Teen Mom 2 - MTV Shows

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Looks legit

Hand dancing

This is awesome, and this couple is very attractive.

Coors Water

Apparently they dont sell it anymore. It kinda bums me out, cause I could really go for a 6 pack of this silver bullet.

I want this

Merry Christmas from our favorite hot messes

Liz, please punch me if I ever think wearing a sexy santa outfit is a good idea.

best picture ever

it's true....

Christmas photo with my dad... circa 1995 (I think)

I look like a boy. A boy in a homemade Christmas dress. I'm like like a young version of my dad... in a dress. Uggh.

this is cool

go to this page....

http://wwww.inbflat.net/

I played the first 10 one after another. I like the row 2 column 2 guy the best. Trumpets with the fancy things on the end make me happy.

Anyone know what those things are called?

I want to take a calligraphy class

I found this etsy page with a girl who hand letters your envelope addressing. I think its cool. I want to write all fancy schmancy.

I'm guessing his meth lab blew up?

We gotta go here

Liz, I know this spot is out of your radius, so I will drive. But, I need to try Rizzo's meat. Damn, I love a french dip.

I don't know which I find more relatable, the man or the rhino?

Seasons Greetings

Today, I'm buying Christmas cards. I want something funny like this.

I want this sink

Liz and I have a date

Liz recently told me she has never seen Teen Witch!! WTF. Teen Witch was only one of the best 80's movies of our time. So, I Netflix'd that shit and now I'm just waiting for Liz to come over. I might even make dinner. God, I'm a good best friend.

Filed under need these fishnets.

35 Life Hacks

I'm so impatient.

Liz isn't answering her phone.
Even when I keep calling and calling and calling.
I'm pissed.
Thank God I have this picture of Bret Michaels to cheer me up.

WHY isn't this movie playing anywhere in our area?

I need to see it.

How bout a word scramble for the whole family!

damnyouautocorrect.com

Sweater Party

According to The New York Times, these sweaters are what the dudes aught to be wearing this season. My first reaction was... Yuck! I don't know a single dude who would wear a big bulky, folky, nordic sweater like that. However, once I had finished clicking through the entire sweater slide show, I had a change of heart. I think I actually like this look and would be hyped if Beni came home rockin a tacky sweater (preferably the brown one).

Whoopi manages to channel Sister Act and Harry Potter in one outfit

The ugliest footwear just got uglier

Teva-Heels. Barf.

I love, love letters

William Rast by Justin Timberlake @ Target

I looked through his Target line, I'm not too impressed. I do like the ugly jacket in the first picture and fringe jacket (go figure) in the last picture. And Justin is so sexy, so I will represent regardless.
*He's on my list for sure

Four Loko is so last season

I am gonna go crazy with this stuff once I'm not pregnant. Liz you may as well pack a can when you come to the hospital to see me. I LOVE whipped cream. I found two different brands... Whipped Lightening and Cream, both delicious I'm sure.

“CREAM is 15% alcohol by volume (30 proof). Offered in six delicious flavors, including raspberry, cherry, orange, caramel, chocolate, and of course vanilla. CREAM is a very unique and versatile product, which can be enjoyed on top of your favorite mixed drinks, shots, jello shots, desserts and coffees, or just straight from the can!”