is that her?
This is the Portland version of The Stranger and I be live just like The Stranger, the covers are done by local artists.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Speaking of Betty White...
is that her?
This is the Portland version of The Stranger and I be live just like The Stranger, the covers are done by local artists.
The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum
The designer Atlier Van Lieshout explains the project as following:
BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit.
Man loses licence after drink-driving in toy Barbie car
A man who was caught drink-driving in a toy car with a top speed of 4mph has been banned from driving.
Paul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than a mobility scooter, near his home in Essex. The car was confiscated by police until the hearing but Mr Hutton now hopes to get it back.
Paul Hutton, 40, was pulled over by police as he drove an electric Barbie car, which moves slower than a mobility scooter, near his home in Essex. The car was confiscated by police until the hearing but Mr Hutton now hopes to get it back.
I dont know who Bob Evans is, but I want this in my kitchen
The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I told you Betty White was awesome!
Betty White attended the opening of Pink's Hot Dogs in Universal City on Monday, at 88 proving one is never too old to collect an appearance fee. She also unveiled the Betty White 'Naked' Hot Dog, free of condiments, and dug into one without messing up her lipstick.
Nice going, Pasta Bible!
An Australian publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe for pasta with “salt and freshly ground black people.”
Penguin Group Australia's head of publishing, Bob Sessions, acknowledged the proofreader for the Pasta Bible should have picked up the error, but called it nothing more than a “silly mistake.”
The recipe for spelt tagliatelle with sardines and prosciutto was supposed to call for black pepper.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Maybe Japan isn't that bad...
Is this cigarettes and a can of beer? Or is it a can of coffee? Smokes and a beer seems like a wonderful combo I'd gladly buy from Japanese AMPM.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Even video games hate Lindsey Lohan
You like how they just cut her out of the main movie poster picture for this mean girls video game? haaaa. I wonder if this game is awesome?
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
This looks so comfortable
the piece is made from interconnected softballs that can be arranged in a
variety of different seating and lying positions.
Eat KFC's Double down for lunch and be dead by dinner!
Meat and cheese held together by two chicken breasts! It has 32 grams of fat and 1600 mg of sodium.
Monday, April 5, 2010
What would you do for some McNuggets?
The McNugget Nutcase, McDonalds, 2009:
Apparently, Chicken McNuggets make people a little crazy. Twenty-four-year-old Melodi Dushane ordered Chicken McNuggets while going through the drive-through, to which staff responded that they were only serving breakfast during the morning hours. To this, Duschane went nuts. She reached into the drive-through window and punched the employee in the jaw and then started swinging at the manager who approached. Eventually, she also punched through the glass drive-through window. Duschane was taken to the local hospital to be treated for injuries and then sent directly to jail. She was ordered never to have contact with that McDonald’s location again.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Ugh! Stupid Parents!
Here we have an A-Z of some of the most embarrassing, unpronounceable or just plain weird names from round the world.
A - A Chinese couple named their son @ which in Chinese is pronounced 'ai ta' meaning 'love him'.
B - Swedish courts can also reject unusual names. In 1991 a Swedish couple tried to name their child Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced 'Albin') in protest.
The court rejected the name and fined them £450.
C - Brazilian footballer Creedence Clearwater Couto was named after legendary American rock band Creed.
D - In 1995, US hit The Late Show made a celebrity of Canadian petrol station owner Dick Assman.
E - Two sports-loving dads in Texas and Michigan named their sons ESPN (pronounced 'Espin') after the US TV channel.
F - Names often change their meanings over the years. At least we hope so for the sake of poor F*ck K Holmwood who was born in Sussex in1878. His mother was named Fanny.
G - In 2005 an online casino paid Terri Iligan £8,000 to change her name to GoldenPalaceDotCom.
H - Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence named their daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
I - Sometimes it's the surname that causes the trouble. James Hogg, a former Governor of Texas named his daughter Ima.
J - Bond fan David Fearn from Walsall changed his name to James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond, to celebrate the release of the latest 007 film in 2006.
K - Comic book fan Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-El, Superman's real name.
L - Mia Farrow named her daughter Lark Song. She also has children named Summer Song and Satchel.
M - Parents having trouble choosing baby names often look to Hollywood for inspiration.
In 2003, several hundred boys were named Maximus, after Russell Crowe's character in the film Gladiator.
N - Number 16 Bus Shelter was one of the names that the New Zealand courts didn't reject.
O - Actress Ocean Hellman's full name is actually Crystal Ocean Supri Heavenly Blue Sky Hellman.
P -Peaches Geldof's full name is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. Her sisters are named Fifi Trixibelle and Little Pixie.
Q - Queer Mansell, who lived in South Carolina in the 1930s, had a husband named Pink.
R - American actor Robert Trebor's name is a palindrome - it reads the same when spelled backwards.
S - Bill and Moya Lear, owners of posh private jet firm Lear, named their daughter Shanda.
T - Sometimes the parents aren't to blame. In 1994, 17-year-old Peter Eastman changed his name to Trout Fishing In America, the title of his favourite book.
U - It sounds like the title of a horror movie but in fact Urban Shocker was a baseball player in the 1920s.
V - American actress Robin Strasser was given the middle names Victory In Europe becase she was born on VE-Day, May 7, 1945.
W - Baseball player Wonderful Terrific Monds the Third was named after his father and grandfather who got the name because his parents were so pleased to have had a son.
X - TV shows can inspire parents: in 1996 and 1997, 567 girls were named after Xena: Warrior Princess, played by Lucy Lawless.
Y - Michael Howard of Leeds had his name legally changed to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist B*stards after being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft. He closed his account and asked for a cheque with the balance to be made out in his new name.
Z - Zachary Zzzzzzzzzra was born Bill Holland but the decorator changed his name so people would always be able to find him at the back of the phonebook.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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