pretty much the best tattoos ever

see more at http://loltatz.wordpress.com/

need it, need it, got it, need it

I don't know if you are aware by now, but I love collecting small vinyl toys. I have several. I also don't know if you are aware of my love for Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch. I have a stuffed stitch I sleep with every night. So oh my good lord, I am so excited to see these little gems. I will collect them all. Apparently my boyfriend is friends with an artist who did one for this series. So lets get this guy to hook me up with the series for free99. Holler.

this is the coolest thing I have ever seen

the Cloud "magnetic floating sofa"

Cloud is a sofa concept designed for ultra comfort and relaxation. The soft floating upper part is supported by the magnetic force generated by the bottom base. No matter if you want to work and sit with comfort or simply a power nap to release the stress, you can always enjoy your time to relax on the floating cloud.

Fuck the Octomom

This bitch wants to copyright trademark the name Octomom.
Why?

Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name "Octomom" so she can use it to sell merchandising,

according to The Smoking Gun ""In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as "Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom," and notes that she wants to use the "Octomom" handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use "Octomom" in connection with TV variety programming. She had to sign a letter consenting to "the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark." The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.""

Yes, anyone can get a reality show.

So Why can't we???



















Michael Vick is looking to scramble into the wacky world of reality TV with a series documenting his return into society after a 23-month prison sentence for dog fighting charges , according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Kendra Wilkinson blogsite

Check Out this Video from my Photo Shoot :)

Read more: http://kendrawilkinson.celebuzz.com

I beat you!

How have you not put this on the blog yet Bizo?  You know how much I love it!

I just think it's cool

Happy Easter

Why didn't anyone put this in my Easter basket?

Oddee.com

I like this website.  It has a whole bunch of random stuff on it and I think I am probably going to put a lot of it onto the blog.

Whatever kind of makeup they used, I want it!  But my results may vary.

Weirdy Beardy

I like him.

HUH?

I was bored and typed in "pictures that make you say WTF?"  This was the first thing that popped up and I started laughing really hard and I am not sure why. 

Hmmmm...

I'm not too sure what the hell this thing is, but its probably the stupidest invention ever made, however, I am pretty sure I NEED it. weird.

Chelsea Naked!!!

Not sure why she is naked, but I still love her

love her, hate her, love her again

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

New York is Back!!!

May 4th NEW YORK GOES TO WORK! 

I WILL BE WATCHING!!!

Mini Alfy's!

Miniature stuff and pizza with my favorite toppings!  Yummy-olives! 

I wish it were still the 1800's

I found this on someone else's blog.  The blog was stupid but this was funny so I thought it should move to our blog.

I wish this guy was friends with us

This would be fun to do until some crazy-ass guy pulled his car over.

Cheese Slide

Is this one of the funniest things you have ever seen or what?

I hope she doesn't get breast cancer!

I wish I did this!

I love my lip gloss and wish I had the balls to do this 'cause thats awesome!

Here's some lip gloss that's really hot. Police want to know who made off with 74 tubes of "Beauty Rush" _ worth about $1,200 _ from a suburban New York Victoria's Secret store. Clarkstown police believe the cosmetics went missing from a bin sometime Saturday. The store, in the Nanuet Mall, reported the theft on Sunday.

This would go perfect with my pussy pillows!

I don't get it!

I have no clue what is going on here, but where the hell do I sign my baby up?

Arm Buddy

I wish I had this.  I would always carry it around for when I needed a hug!

If it wasn't for the pickles, I might need this burger.

The sizable sandwich features an 36.25 kilogram beef patty, along with a pound each of lettuce, ketchup, relish, mustard and mayonnaise, 160 slices of cheese, up to five onions and 12 tomatoes. It's topped with a couple of pounds of banana peppers and 33 pickles, then sandwiched into a 13.60 kilogram bun.

Super Baby Name

A New Zealand couple have got themselves in a real pickle over the naming of their baby.

Initially, they'd wanted to name him 4Real, but national regulations objected to a child's name starting with a number.

They've now settled for calling him Superman, adding that they will still refer to their newborn son as 4Real in everyday life.

Shit! Am I winning?

Hairy Situation

I wonder if Sheba could fit in my hair?

Ever need a diet coke while busy at work?

A Miniature vending machine for at your desk? Sound like a great invention to me.

This makes me wish I was born Asian

Sure, I got a Power Wheels for Christmas in 89', but fuck. It was nothing like this.

Watch this entire video

It is truly amazing.

Warp Whistle
by MatthewDominick

I don't get it....

Why would a doughnut shop feel the need to make grass sandals?
Apparently each sandal has over 5,000 blades of grass and can last up to 4 months if properly watered and cared for.
Weird.

My top 5 favorite artists

Shamwow guy punches a hooker

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported.

EF MY LIFE

Another entertaining website I am partial to is efmylife.com  embarrassing moments from peoples lives.  Then you get to vote on whether the person deserved it or if there life is really ef-ed!

Not your ordinary stick of butter

I don't think I am okay with this!  But it does pave the way for other sticks of food; cotton candy, cupcakes, the possibilities are endless!

I remember reading this book when I was little

I bang the worst dudes

I managed to stumble across this blog
http://sorry-mom.com/
and fell in love.
Any woman can post on this blog
as long as your talking shit about a man you have had sex with.
please go to this site and entertain yourself
it is pretty amazing.

I collect these toys

But I don't have this one, and I need it because I love pizza!!!

Hot Lips Phone!!!

I was just watching DJ from full house chat it up with Kimmy Gibler on this exact phone while thinking to myself, gosh I need that phone. AND here it is. I found it on sale at urban outfitters. If only I had a land line....

I always wanted a radio show

Until I found out you can't say these words.... My man does a radio show, we thank him for the photo.
No wonder he won't ever let me talk on air with him. Pffft.
I wonder if "bitch" is okay?

New York City trash, $50?

OKAY... So this guy in New York is picking up GARBAGE off the street, boxing it, and then selling it!!! I don't know if he is a genius or a creepo. The website claims "each box is unique and wont leak or smell" Wont leak? Yikes, I guess that's a good thing considering Liz and I spent a good 20 minutes on the phone a few days ago discussing the fact that garbage juice is about 100 times worse then garbage. yucko.
nycgarbage.com

I'm Hungry

My new favorite artist

I found this artist named Erwin Wurm and I love his stuff, especially these big fatty cars.