Geordie Shore? WTF?

It almost seems like a spoof because of the stupid british accents, but it's real. It airs Tuesday, May 24 at 10 p.m. in the UK. I want to watch it. bad.
MTV-UK

And My Favorite “Celebrity Apprentice” Cast Member Is ...

Lil Jon is creative, Meatloaf is a dynamo, and Jon Rich has the ethical constitution of an ox. Much respect, but none of them is my favorite cast member of Celebrity Apprentice this season. The person I am most excited to see each Sunday is Jack Jason, the hands and voice of Marlee Matlin. I like Marlee too, but it’s hard to tell where the actress begins and her long-time interpreter ends. A couple of weeks ago, Jack shed tears as Marlee won the challenge that earned her charity $1 million. Awww. And this week, he had the decency to refuse to translate her dirty language. What a gentleman. In a situation that breeds pure insanity, Jack is like the eye of the hurricane, the innocent bystander. Side note: I wonder how he interpreted the things Gary Busey said before he was fired. I can hardly understand them myself. If anyone “got” Gary’s story about the kite, please explain. Anyhow, a big thumbs up to Jack Jason, the international sign for “keep up the good work.”

Biz, Liz, and Jessie in 60 years

I love (clever) big black dudes

Real life Angry Bird

ooooh girl, I need a bananicure

this made me laugh out loud

not because it's funny, but because I have watched countless dudes spend shit loads of cash punching on this stupid game for hours while trying to out man their homie. I guess it's more entertaining then pull tabs.
ed note: I can punch 714... booya

How can I live in Seattle and not own an umbrella?

oh, maybe cause I suck and live in Everett. booo.
regardless, I want this one.

I saw this photo on 3 different blogs....

...before I realized the dude barfing. eeeew.

The queen of rock is coming to Seattle!!!!

I'm so hyped for this show!! Wanda Jackson is old as fuck, but ahhhhmazing!!

Down On Me

Mom and Liz, this is the video I was talking about. This kid has an entire website (Keenan's Room) of him lipsyncing random songs. I want him at my next birthday party.

NSFM

I've decided to change NSFW to NSFM, which stands for not suitable for moms. I really doubt either of our moms want to watch this video. Only because they are not obsessed with black girl butts like you and I are, Liz. Get ready, this song and video will blow your mind.

www.perpetualkid.com

More fun crap that you want for your kitchen, but will never, ever use!

I like wine, I like straws, I just found my perfect cup.

Drunk dialing at it's finest

Nigel Barker with hair is disturbingly ugly

eeeew.

Happy Birthday Bizo...

I got you some rainbow cake earrings.

I want to read this book, based on the fact that I love the cover

Tina Fey might be interesting? I don't know? I don't care. I do however, love her choice of photos for the cover of her book. It's gross, but I like it. I'll probably read it now that I've seen the front.

I'm making my birthday list....

it's either this or a lawn mower...
maybe I should go lawn mower, cause I would totally rock this as an engagement ring (if some day that ever happens) I would normally put hint hint after that but my boyfriend doesn't read our blog haaaa.

Space needle artsy pictures

I would totally purchase either of these. I guess it's times to buy some frames and head to Pike's Place.

colored trencils

I'm not sure who this is, but I love her tights

This pic was on some celebrity blog, and I didn't even manage to read the post pertaining to it or figure out who this girl even was (selena gomez, maybe) because I was to busy lusting over her legs. File under: Tights I need
click on the picture to get a better look