Dear Rumer Willis:
I know that there are many reason why people feel that plastic surgery is not an option for them. You, however, have no excuse. I will happily sent up a fund for you in order to get your giant chin reduced. It just needs to happen. Chins like yours should not exist and I am sure there is a plastic surgeon just waiting to get his hands on you.
If you do for some reason decide that this is not an option for you, may I suggest creating some giant scandal that your mom and Jay Leno had an affair and that is why your chin has its own zip code.
Love,
Liz
1 comment:
THANK YOU. I just ran across this blog, and honestly, I found it because I was googling pictures of her and her sisters wondering how the hell two sexy beasts spawned such gawky chinned children!?
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